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Name: andy
Gender: Male
Interests: yankees! da bulls, devils when theirs a nhl season (stupid hockey), the niners, bein an a&p cashier of course, mt. creek, hooters, goin to yankee games, boobs, green day, coheed and cambria, taco bell, livin in west ward, long stroll walks on the beach, livin in bronx nj cause thats how i role haha ross, spongebob, chillin con amigos, golf, drivin range, mini golf, playin basketball and showin off my white boy skillz, football, baseball, sittin in the bleachers cause their all godlike, and just bein doofy as hell
Expertise: a&p cashier
Occupation: Student
Industry: Construction
Message: message me
AIM:  brd0231
Member Since:
11/23/2004
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| wuts up bitches and hoes it is i andy just bein bored as hell and writin random shit in this xanga thang b/c i havent done it in a while...fuck tom brady and the patriots and everythin the resembles them...or think brady is better than montana...u deserve my foot up ur ass if that is ur belief....and the eagles shall spank the pats in the super bowl and terell owens will have 2 td receptions and he will like it....some dude told me that workin at a&p probably is like masterbatin wit a cheese grater...and another dude said he is now politically correct so he took down his framed picture of martha stewart cause shes gettin tossed round in prison and put a pic of the hiltons up....he had a framed pic of martha stewart...the dude definetly deserves to be the next pope...some dude wants to legalize cock fightin wit boxin gloves....i think thats briliant...ive been playin pool lately wit some peeps....and kickin some ass...no one can take this i am godlike in pool....craig deserves to be beaten wit a lead pipe by me....girls gone wild went to his college and he had the time of his life....fuck u craig lol....life has been swell i guess...its just been work school and just doin nuttin...i cant wait to do somethin memorable...somethin that would be mad chill to do...like go to canada...i really wanna go b/c it seems pretty amaizn....so whoever wants to randomly go to canada tell me then we will go...cause were gangsta like that...we will even role up in canada wit martha jr...cause thats how we role....
im leavin this xanga entry on a sad note...i was informed today some prick is goin to actually take away the shagmobile from me and buy it for parts....for fuckin parts....i want someone to buy it and fix it and drive it and extend the legacy of the shagmobile....not destroy it and fuck around wit it...i kno people will have heavy hearts but just remember the good times of the shagmobile :'
peace out crackas andy cliff | | |
| fuck david wells and his stupid signin wit the boston red sox ways....mo fo deserves the death penalty or some form of herpes that makes his cash and prizes turn green and fall off....who plays for the yankees and does well then play in san diego (thats cool) and then sign wit the red sox (if beatin off to pee wee herman play house is cool than i guess wut he did was cool too...actually no its not fuck u david wells)....thank u mets for takin pedro away from the red sox and got him away form the yanks....if he would of signed wit boston they would be happy....but we want boston to suffer...like someone who stuck in the first row of R Kelly teach the tellitubbies bout the birds and the bees on ice...in ur town soon...and if he would of went to the yanks i would not watch ne of his starts..rebel like clista flockhart rebels against eatin food....we might get randy johnson....imagine havin randy johnson on the yanks....we would ruin everyone wit him...wit pavano, mussina, wright, and el duque in the rotation...omg havin a boner....now...houston we got lift off...speakin bout houston we might get beltran too...if this happens i would feel bad for bernie but when beltran whoops out the bitches be good stick and cranks 60 home runs i wouldnt mind him being on the bench or playin dh...barry bonds is on steroids....u fuckin loser....i never liked barry bonds...and he sounds like chick so thats another negative...i hope every ball park boos him when he comes up at plate...he stuck more steroid needles in his arm than a gay guy sticks...i let u use his imagination ;) ah this is horrible....im gonna go tho cause i got ish to do....peace out..... | | |
| IM 18 BITCHES!!! yes u heard it right....i became a godlike man on december 1st when the clock struck 10 am (official 18 years)...it finally struck me when i bought 30 bucks worth of scratch offs....it made me ironically smile when i spent 30 bucks and won nuttin because im 18 and people who r under 18 cant feel that greatness...stevens got me 1 night in paris....its GODLIKE....stevens u r the man...we went to breakfast too which was swell...then later that day i chilled wit chad chris and rodruigez...good stuff...then chilled at tees....then went to rob zeolis house wit people to see spongebob squarepants the movie...that just caps the amazin day...especially wit dominoes pizza and drivin past 9!!! hellz yea i did and i let my mom kno it too ;) love ya mom....then friday people went to theresas to celebrate my birth...their was a buttload of people there when i got there...even people i didnt even kno...or knew me...theresa was flippin out tryin to kick people out so i went to 7-11..chadpad and nutti tagged along...i thought i would get a refreshin slurpie...the fuckin slurpie machine attacked me...it squirted everywhere but in my cup....and the stupid hindu laughed at me....i shoulda got him deported...but he cleaned it up so i would let him slide this time....asshole...but i love em :)....newho i get a slurpie wit noone gettin injured and go back to theresas....shit load of people got kicked out....cause shannon showed who wore the daddy pants...hellz yea shannon....i must add if i ever needed a bouncer it would be sarah cassidy...u did some good stuff...and ur intimidatin....but it was a good time...saw aqua teen hunger force and chilled....it was splended...then last weekend up to now ive been workin...it blows...my only day off is friday....but im out goin to sleep...im 18!....peace out
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| IM 18 BITCHES!!! yes u heard it right....i became a godlike man on december 1st when the clock struck 10 am (official 18 years)...it finally struck me when i bought 30 bucks worth of scratch offs....it made me ironically smile when i spent 30 bucks and won nuttin because im 18 and people who r under 18 cant feel that greatness...stevens got me 1 night in paris....its GODLIKE....stevens u r the man...we went to breakfast too which was swell...then later that day i chilled wit chad chris and rodruigez...good stuff...then chilled at tees....then went to rob zeolis house wit people to see spongebob squarepants the movie...that just caps the amazin day...especially wit dominoes pizza and drivin past 9!!! hellz yea i did and i let my mom kno it too ;) love ya mom....then friday people went to theresas to celebrate my birth...their was a buttload of people there when i got there...even people i didnt even kno...or knew me...theresa was flippin out tryin to kick people out so i went to 7-11..chadpad and nutti tagged along...i thought i would get a refreshin slurpie...the fuckin slurpie machine attacked me...it squirted everywhere but in my cup....and the stupid hindu laughed at me....i shoulda got him deported...but he cleaned it up so i would let him slide this time....asshole...but i love em :)....newho i get a slurpie wit noone gettin injured and go back to theresas....shit load of people got kicked out....cause shannon showed who wore the daddy pants...hellz yea shannon....i must add if i ever needed a bouncer it would be sarah cassidy...u did some good stuff...and ur intimidatin....but it was a good time...saw aqua teen hunger force and chilled....it was splended...then last weekend up to now ive been workin...it blows...my only day off is friday....but im out goin to sleep...im 18!....peace out
andy cliff | | |
| thanksgivin was yesterday and must i say it was amazingly kick ass....the greatest part is that u must eat a buttload of food on thanksgivin....who hates this holiday? the turkey, potatoes, stuffin, yams, sweet potatoes, carrots, string beans, crannberry sauce, and all that pie omg i had the biggest boner lookin at the table full of food...and u toss in football and a nice nap in there...it might be my favorite holiday...i went to pennsylvannia to my moms friends house for thanksgivin and it was quite enjoyable...chris stayed in suffern that asshole so it was me and mike in a car but it was cool...talked and wut not...bondin...good stuff...then once we got there me and mike played ps2...wut a way to start the holiday....kickin the crap outta ur brother in nfl 2k5 wit the colts...edgerin james and marvin harrison just anully dominatin...then the colts won and manning had 6 tds...hahahaha hes gonna break marinos record which kicks ass cause it pisses chris off...then i lost a dollar cause the bears played horrible...fuck u dallas and ur gayness....then ate...napped...played bumper pool wit mike jimmy (the guy that fed us at his house so he is a godlike person) and this guy name matt....he was mad chill...he was funny as hell....the people that were there were all cool...jimmys family was awesome and just overall a kick ass day...now im just chillin and im gonna go now so hope everyone had a kick ass thanksgivin and i shall talk to everyone later...peace bitches | | |
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